A Knock At The Door
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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this hour," he thinks, and rolls over.
The Presidential Directive
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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
All About Dumb People
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Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how . . .
Start by calling them . . .
Funny Instructions
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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
The Mechanic And The Heart Surgeon
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.