Husband Shopping Centre
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A "Husband Shopping Centre" was opened where women could go to choose a husband from a wide selection of eligible men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men having increasingly positive attributes as one ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened a door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down, except to leave the shopping centre.
One foot right after the other
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A three year old was putting his shoes on all-by-himself. His mother noticed the left shoe was on the right foot, with the right shoe following suit.
Thou Shalt Not
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A pastor was giving the children's lesson during a Sunday morning service on the Ten Commandments.
How To Give A Cat A Pill
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- Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
- Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
- Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.