The New Bill of Rights
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The following has wrongly been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. It was actually written in 1993 by Lewis Napper, a self-described amateur philosopher and from Mississippi who ran for a U.S. Senate seat in 2000 as a Libertarian.
A Child's Wisdom
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One day a little boy by the name Timothy, who was about 6 years old, went to his mom and asked her, "How old are you?"
The mom said, "There are some things you should never ask a woman and that is one of them. You will understand when you get older."
Church Dictionary
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AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Parish information, read only during the homily.
Excerpts from Dog and Cat Diaries
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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
The Gift
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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.