The Xmas-Files
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57 Elm Street
Bethlehem, Pa.
11:51 p.m., December 24th.
"We're too late! It's already been here."
"Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing."
Make Me a Newfie
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An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to a neurosurgeon and asked "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"
Boeing Maintenance Log
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Sent by someone who works for Boeing. Apparently these are real trouble report cases.
Photo Radar
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A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
The Differences Between Men and Women
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Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves.
They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.