General Motors Press Release
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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
Is there a Santa Claus?
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As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
North Pole Press Release
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NORTH POLE, SANTA'S WORKSHOP - For Immediate Release
It has come to the attention of Sana's workshop that there have been disparaging remarks made in the press recently about Santa's very existance. Several key points are overlooked by this callous, amateurish, so-called study.
Stranded
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A man, alone on an island for ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks. And as the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibility of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
A Trip To The Fair
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.