Absolute Confidence
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At a computer software course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Eleven things your kids did not learn in school
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Charles Sykes, the author of DUMMING DOWN OUR KIDS, provided for high school and college graduates a list of eleven things they did not learn in school.
- Life is not fair; get used to it.
- The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Intimidation
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
Signs that you may be Canadian
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- You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
- You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
- You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
Women Drivers
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Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner!