Things To Ponder
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
Inspiring Music
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A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.
Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.
Apache, Muslim, Texan
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Three men are sittin' on a bench. One's a Texan wearing a stetson, one's a Muslim wearing a turban and an Apache with a feather in his hair.
Unanswered Questions
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Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?