Be on the lookout
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Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Newfoundland, Canada.
Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.
Payback
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When my 3-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
Remembering Your Father
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Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill."
Faulty Chainsaw
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This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.
Alabama State University Engineering Exam
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Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
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Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
- '66 Ford Fairlane
- '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
- '64 Pontiac GTO.