Astute Visionaries
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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." - Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
Isn't Aging Fun
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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
Veterinarian and Doctor
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A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him.
Drinking and Driving
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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing.
10 Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work
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- You develop repetitive stress disorder from playing solitaire.
- You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island.
- People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.