The "Two-Cow Explanation" of What Makes...
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A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
Le Computer
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A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" is feminine-"la maison."
"Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Headhunters
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Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."
Dear John
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Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget?
Hit TV Shows in Iraq
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Husseinfeld
Mad About Everything
U.S. Military Secrets Revealed