What A Woman Wants in a Man
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What A Woman Wants in a Man, Original List
- Handsome
- Charming
- Financially successful
- A caring listener
- Witty
- In good shape
- Dresses with style
- Appreciates finer things
- Full of thoughtful surprises
- An imaginative, romantic lover
Some Things DO Change
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Age Old Fable:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
Time For Some Revamped Cyber-Clichés
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Home is where you hang your @.
You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.
Letter to a Redneck Son
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Dear Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
Pig with Wooden Leg
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Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?"