Curfew
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Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock.
Microsoft Toast ®
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During Bill Gates speech at COMDEX yesterday, he introduced a new product, to be unveiled at COMDEX today, called Microsoft Toast®. The media was given a pre-release demo and encouraged to try it out while preparing their breakfast this morning.
Here is one reporter's transcript of his morning:
If . . . Made Toasters
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If IBM made toasters... They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwide market for five, maybe six toasters.
Creative Signs
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In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."