You can't please everyone
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The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people, who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Canada's contribution to 'the effort'
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The Canadian Government has decided to help the US with the war against terrorism. It has agreed to send 2 battleships, 6,000 ground troops and 6 jet fighters.
Here's a little lift
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
The REAL Night Before Christmas (By Parents)
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'Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house
I searched for the tools
to hand to my spouse
Bear-Hunting Preacher
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A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle went one way, and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs.