| Aussies: | Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. |
| Canadians: | Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. |
| Americans: | Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. |
| Brits: | Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad. |
| Aussies: | Believe you should look out for your mates. |
| Brits: | Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club. |
| Americans: | Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves. |
| Canadians: | Believe that that's the government's job. |
| Aussies: | Are extremely patriotic to their beer. |
| Americans: | Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness. |
| Canadians: | Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them. |
| Brits: | Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem. |
| Americans: | Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box. |
| Canadians: | Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels. |
| Brits: | Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels. |
| Aussies: | Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them. |
| Americans: | Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball. |
| Brits: | Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby. |
| Canadians: | Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball. |
| Aussies: | Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in. |
| Americans: | Spell words differently, but still call it "English". |
| Brits: | Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English". |
| Canadians: | Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans. |
| Aussies: | Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid. |
| Brits: | Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. |
| Aussies: | Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island. |
| Americans: | Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. |
| Canadians: | Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. |
| Americans: | Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. |
| Canadians: | Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer. |
| Brits: | Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. |
| Aussies: | Drink anything with alcohol in it. |
| Americans: | Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. |
| Canadians: | Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect. |
| Brits: | Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things. |
| Aussies: | Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers. |