You know you worked in the 90's if . . .
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You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different organizations.
You learn about your layoff on the news.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Woody Allen:
I mean, it was, it was ... a legal chicken ... It wasn't like it was a blood relative or anything. (And don't believe anything that Mia says about me.)
What kills you
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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
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Two Morons
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Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"